“Injunuity 101”
Within the last 30 mins your madre would have made your
grandpa, Skeeter, smile a lot and certainly would have had his nodding
approval.
I guess I should start the story from about two hours
ago. Dad had left about 6:10 A.M. to
drive to Preston Mesa or White Mesa, I actually forgot which for the moment,
but that is only a small detail. In any
case it was another of many days alone.
I was not however without company, at 6:20 A. M. the first visitor arrived while I was in
dispose. I quickly finished and ran to
the door where I asked from behind the locked door who it was. A voice answered that they were looking for
Elder Olson. With that response I opened
it and found 3 men standing on the other side.
They again repeated that they were looking for Elder Olson and I quickly
asked if it was about the grave dedication.
They smiled and said, “Yes.” I
said that he had remembered and had left ten minutes ago. They again smiled, apologized for disturbing
me and left.
Dad actually ended up dedicating two graves, but this really
isn’t a major part of my story for now anyway.
Just thought I would add why he was gone today.
Later in the morning the Elders came by and asked if I had “free
time” to show them how to get started with their own family history. I was actually working on getting a rug
ready, so I told them I would be available in 20 mins. When I did go over I was able to get Elder
Lewis going while the other 3 were writing about this amazing experience that
they have been having with one of the families we referred them to. Another great story but not a major part of
this one. ;o}
While over there I practiced the piano and although I am not
good yet, it is getting better. The
Bishop and his family were cleaning the church so I helped a little and then
came home. Since I had not eaten any
breakfast I proceeded to eat my way through the fridge with the leftovers from
feeding the Elders last night, finishing with a pint of ice cream, which I
totally wish I had not done.
That part was actually important however. I decided I was very tired and since Dad was
gone and it was a good day for a nap I laid down. Before laying down I took off my earrings
while I was taking care of something else in the bathroom and laid them on the
sink with the little backs right with them. It would have only taken a second
longer to put them on the shelf, but did I listen to that little voice, Oh
no! I went straight in and laid down.
The phone then rang 4 times and feeling the sense of responsibility
that I do I got up and checked to make sure it wasn’t an emergency. It was
actually two people who had called twice, but since I had the ear plugs in I
did not hear all the rings. I did call
to make sure it wasn’t really that important, and it wasn’t so I again laid
down.
I actually fell asleep and had one of those “nightmarish”
type dreams and then woke up with a start.
I headed back to the bathroom and picked up the earrings managing to pop
both the “backs” down the drain. In a
normal life that would not have been so awful, but when you only have two backs
and the nearest Walmart is 75 miles away it was an “Oh c—p!” moment.
Instead of going into the “Woe is me how can I get Dad to
open the drain” thoughts I quickly ran through a list of what I could say to
guilt him into taking it apart without too many glaring looks from him directed
to me while he was saying he didn’t really mind because he loved me so
much. (We all know what that really
means though, right?)
Meanwhile, you need to know that I had awaken with leg
cramps in the back of both thighs and they escalated in pain when I first went
into the bathroom and then hobbled my way into the kitchen getting salt water
as quickly as I could without screaming. My stomach was in a bad way from indulging in
all the left overs and I could not stand up straight. It’s kinda funny how hard
the leg cramps became when the “backs”
went into the drain.
This all had happened since staggering from the bed and
there was not one sympathetic soul anywhere to listen to me scream from the
pain of the leg cramps and the agony of flipping both earring “backs” into the
sink drain in one simple move as I picked them up to put on the shelf.
OK, I hobble back into the bathroom and go to plan B. I wonder if I can tangle a small magnet down
and bring them up. Well, that does not
work, too much gunk down there, which is extremely gross, trust me.
Now we go to plan C I
actually open the cupboard door and look at how things are put together under
there. Well, miracles still happen. The pieces are actually plastic with screw on
fitting parts. By then the cramps are on their way out and I can actually get
to the floor.
Some unseen person was close because I hear this little voice
pointing out that there will be water in those fittings. Ah yes, the small waste can is lined with
plastic and will fit under there. I had
tried turning the fittings and I could actually do it without much effort.
Fortunately the voice whispered before I turned them too far. I do take the stuff out of the waste can,
which was also smart and then proceed.
It is indeed filled with very yucky fluid. As it quickly drains, I hear this faint little thunk, but only one
thunk. So now I have to decide if I
really am that desperate. I decide I
am. A few minutes working in a “groody
mess” or a 150 mile trip to Walmart. It
took a little effort, and two false stabs and what appears to be a “back”, but
finally there it is, the other “back”.
Yippee Skippy, and lots of thanks to the unseen mentors.
I did wash out the drain part with lots of hot water and
bleach and a bottle scrub brush. I then
put it back which was also quite easy once I figured out which way to turn it
(the whisperings you know). I clean up
the few drops that escaped going into the waste can. I also soak the “backs” and scrub them. This time I make sure there is something
covering the drain, just in case.
I am not suggesting that I am a genius or anything, far from
it, BUT I had the satisfaction of knowing I (or should I say, all the ancestors
who are assigned to watch over me so I don’t mess up to bad trying to make my
way back) figured it out. I certainly
can’t say I did it alone although I could not see all the ones who were giving
me advice and rolling their eyes. ( Actually most of my kids and in-laws have
this approach to solving problems already figured out. I am just the slow
learner in the family, unless you are doing a crochet project)
Dad was happy to know that he did not have to do it. His gag reflect is actually much lower or
higher whichever one means he gags more quickly than I do at least over things
like that. You all know what makes me
gag and it isn’t yucky water.
Well, this story is simple like me, but I thought you might
be amused by reading it and remembering your dear aging mother and how she is
learning to go more quickly to “solution
mode” instead of spending too much time
in the “Woe is me” phase of problem solving.
Love,
Mom